from my everyday album
After long period of thinking that gave us the impression that
he might say something that ends the debate, he said: "I believe there
is no problem in the legalization of drugs, especially the soft drugs like
marijuana." I was shocked, and I asked him : "What is the point of soft
in drugs; something that causes addiction?." He replied : " No..no. There
is no addiction; it is something taken for some ecstasy and the person
can give it up easily." After the class I went for him. He said: " You
know that bango has some medical advantages on the person who takes it?."
I said: "Really?? Where did you read that results? In the American society
for drugs-dependents bulletin ?"
We were sitting together talking about AUC. She asked me suddenly:
" Is there anything wrong in dancing?." I replied: "Well…..!!!!"
In fact I were not able to answer because the question seemed
I read in Al-Ahram an article by an ambassador about a play presented
at AUC. The man was steaming with anger, and he said that the play is "..a
part of a program prepared to strengthen ethical deterioration in the Egyptian
society." The man was full of wrath because the heroine of the play
was hugged and kissed several times.
I opened the TV a few seconds later to find a scene in an Egyptian
movie that resembles exactly what the ambassador was describing.
It is a very cold day. It might rain even, and cold air is storming.
After a few seconds, this idea was absolutely removed from my mind and
I thought that summer has come early. That happened when I passed by the
The professor asked: " What does DNA stand for?." When I answered,
I found all the class smiling and looking at that strange creature that
came from Mars.
Finally, I found a day for outing. In the way, the motor temperature
became 110°C. We opened the car, however we were going to put water
in the motor. Finally, one of us tested the temperature by putting his
finger into the radiator.!! It was a little bit hot !
We were talking about somebody. I said: "Well, that guy does
not appeal to me." He said : "Why?." I replied: "I do not like him because
he drinks." However, he was not smart enough to get what I meant, so he
exclaimed : "Drink what?." I answered, in a diplomatic way,: "C2H5OH !!!"
In a math class, the doctor was so contented , hence he said
a joke. He said: "Once a guy was living in a village. He went to a university.
When he returned back, his mother asked him : "What did you take in the
university?." He replied : "Algebra". She said: " What is that Algebra?."
He drew by his hand a circle in air, and he said: "Area = pie, r square
pr-² ." His mum replied : " I know the pie is round."!!!
In a final, all the class trying to concentrate and answer.
The doctor suddenly said: "Try while you are solving the exam to enjoy
your time. Have fun!!"
In the way to AUC, a girl in the micro-bus looked at me
and said : "Hi". I looked to her in astonishment. She continued: "Hay,
you do not remember me?" I tried to remember, and I thought that she might
be a high school colleague, or may be I have taken a course with her at
AUC, or may be a friend from the club. She ended my confusion by saying:
"I am Yasmine, your neighbor!!!"
While the doctor was explaining hydrostatic pressure on dams,
a student, driven by curiosity, asked: "Sir, how do they build a
dam?." The doctor replied, directly: "Well…. Very carefully."!!!
In an Engineering class, I submitted the assignment at 2:00 Pm. The
doctor asked me at 2:50 : "where is your assignment?" I said: "But I handed
it sir!!" he replied: " I know, but where is it?" I replied: " with you."
He replied: "No". that was my first experience at AUC engineering
Based on true stories!!